Saturday, 13 April 2013

A World Without Engineers

        Once upon a time, in a galaxy distant, far away, on the major planet Zovirax, there was an evil king, King Syphilis, who was mighty pleased with himself, for he had just banished all the engineers on the planet to work in the hob Stick Powder mines on the moons of Gluteus. You see, he told his sycophantic servants and lackeys, I have solved two problems with wizard simple executive order. I have rid the planet of those annoying, nerdy, know-it-all, engineers. (King Syphilis was actually quite envious of them, because he went to a Junior University in Palo Alto, and didnt know very much at all.) And secondly, he explained, I have provided cheap slave labor for the Pixie Stick Powder mines, thus ensuring a limitless tack of this heavenly confection for all to enjoy.

        All of King Syphilis mental faculty applauded loudly, because he tended to behead

those who didnt. Bring us intoxicating chemicals, so that we whitethorn celebrate, coherent the king.

        Im sorry, Mr. King Syphilis, replied the servant. You banished all the chemical engineers to the powder mines, so we cannot beget the intoxicating chemicals anymore.

        King Syphilis was quite mad. Nobody talked patronage to him and go away with it. Bring me my plutonium phasor gun, so that I may vaporize this impudent guy, ordered the king.

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        Im sorry, my good King Syphilis, replied some other servant. Since you deported all the nuclear engineers to the powder mines, we have been unable to lock the plutonium powered phasor gun.

        Now the king was in reality mad. Im really mad! said the king. Bring me my

limousine, so that I may repeatedly run over these contumelious servants of mine.

        No can do, Mr. King, said the third gear servant, whose part will be played in the exposure version by Keanu Reeves.

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